Meditalien Canvas Shoes

Show off your pensive, spacey side with this colorful canvas shoes, featuring the art piece Meditalien. Inner peace, outer space. 

Why do we have such a fascination with aliens when we don't even understand ourselves? What do we think we can learn from them that we couldn't learn from any of the millions of species we already don't communicate with here on Earth? Even though "uncontacted" tribes exist, we still have pictures of them on Google Maps. Or at least a photograph sent via satellite from a flying metal drone camera right before their primitive wooden spear took down such an advanced piece of technology. We've all seen the movies. If aliens are like us, they're gonna want to look fly as hell when they meet us before deciding on a method of destruction. 

For when you're meeting with other worldly creatures, these Meditalien shoes will transfix any species. Maybe they'd even keep you and take you away from all this. Or maybe they'd just bat your knockers around and set you back where they found you. Either way, telling the story will be a fun way to hear "cool story, bro" until the MIB hits you with that flash. And steals your shoes. They put them in their locker, staring longingly at them when they need a boost, reminding them what they're out there fighting for - peace enough for the rest of us to enjoy our ignorance. 

Damn MIB stealing your shoes and thinking they know best. 

• 100% polyester canvas upper side
• Ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) rubber outsole
• Breathable lining
• Padded collar and tongue
• Removable insole
• White laces
• Blank product sourced from China

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps keep Mother Earth happy, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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