Fart Giant Leggings

Did you know gas giants are literally made of gas? It's like if you saved every fart humanity ever farted and released it into space. But like, with hurricanes. Can you imagine a fart hurricane? Now that you're thinking about it, can you stop imagining a fart hurricane? Me neither. Would you rather a hurricane of rain, or a hurricane of farts? At least your house won't flood from a fart. But it might explode if you have bad wiring.

Aren't these leggings cute though? You'd look hella cute in these. Like, sah-kewt.

Stylish, durable, and a hot fashion staple. These polyester/spandex leggings are made of a comfortable microfiber yarn, and they'll never lose their stretch. 

• Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Fabric weight: 6.61 oz/yd² (224 g/m²)
• 38–40 UPF
• Made of a microfiber yarn, which makes the item smooth and comfortable
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Elastic waistband
• Overlock and coverstitch

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps keep Mother Earth happy, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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