Fart Giant Crossbody Bag

Did you know gas giants are literally made of gas? It's like if you saved every fart humanity ever farted and released it into space. But like, with hurricanes. Can you imagine a fart hurricane? Now that you're thinking about it, can you stop imagining a fart hurricane? Me neither. Would you rather a hurricane of rain, or a hurricane of farts? At least your house wouldn't flood in a farticane. But it might explode if you have bad wiring.

Featuring the art piece Fart Giant, this awesome crossbody bag is sexy as hell, just like you. Farts are sexy because farts make people smile. Get this bag and some beans and make the world a brighter place.

This bag is sturdy, stylish, and ready to go wherever you do. With adjustable straps and two spacious pockets, it’s the ultimate accessory for hiking, festivals, and everyday use.

• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
• Water-resistant and durable
• Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness
• Inside and outside pockets
• Adjustable strap
• Two-way zipper
• Blank product components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!