Did you know gas giants are literally made of gas? It's like if you saved every fart humanity ever farted and released it into space. But like, with hurricanes. Can you imagine a fart hurricane? Now that you're thinking about it, can you stop imagining a fart hurricane? Me neither. Would you rather a hurricane of rain, or a hurricane of farts? At least your house won't flood from a fart. But it might explode if you have bad wiring.
Featuring the art piece Fart Giant, this hoodie is sexy as hell, just like you. Farts are sexy because farts make people smile. Get you some beans and make the world a brighter place.
This comfy unisex hoodie has a soft outside with a vibrant print and an even softer brushed fleece inside. The hoodie has a relaxed fit, and it's perfect for wrapping yourself into on a chilly evening.
• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane • Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²) • Soft cotton-feel fabric face • Brushed fleece fabric inside • Double-lined hood with design on both sides • Unisex style • Comes with drawstrings • Overlock seams
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps keep Mother Earth happy, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
